'Shana Tova like You Dont Give a Shit!'

 

*Hardcore Gangsta Rap voice required*

"Shana Tova Like You Just Don't Give a Sh!T!!'
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For 2000 years since the Birth of Christ
Ashkenezi and Sephardic Tryst
We blow Shofar like Leonides blows Greeks
Save this night underneath them sheets

Cause you gotta:
Wave your hands up in the air
Gently now don’t strain your brow
Shana Tova like you just don’t give a shit
Rosh Hashana is the Legal hit

Corporations out there don’t understand the Religious Fray
When Moses had deliverance of the 10 commandments this Day
They think it’s driving the Pigs out yonder Bay
Kosher, honey apples and Gefiltefish
You’d better recognize this Jewish

Cause you gotta:
Wave your hands up in the air
Gently now don’t strain your brow
Shana Tova like you just don’t give a shit
Rosh Hashana is the Legal hit

So dunk yourself like Efron dunks balls
Prepare yourself through Yamim Noraim halls
Sedate yourself of the coming high hols
And Shana Tova like you just don’t give a shit!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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