Tha Shitrix Revelation:

What a crock of shit. I was just thinking to myself how much this movie sucked ass. I was one of the fools who contributed money to the opening weekend numbers, only to get royally bitch-slapped across the face. If you haven't seen this movie yet, let me save you 15 bux and 2 hours. Warning spoilers below:

"What do I have to do"......
"You KNOW what you have to do".....
"Where do I have to go?"
"you KNOW where you have to go"....
"Where can I find the truth?"....
"If you BELIEVE, the truth will come"....
"How do I know"....
"You will KNOW, it is your DESTINY"....

Stick my head in the toilet please. Why not spare us the boredom and remove all the dialogue in the movie and just use action scenes, it would have been a hell of a lot more entertaining. Like a hardcore Charlie Chaplin fighting movie. The dialogue was absolutely pointless in the entire film. If I was Larry Wachowski I'd just give his estranged wife the money she demands just to blame the lack of intelligent script on her ass.

The past movies had great scenes in the "real world". In this "supposed" last film in the series we get all this retarded drone fighting in Zion. Watching mechanical squid and humans battling it out in some underground cave with machines is not fun. The series should not have gone this far.

Oh yah, Trinity finally dies. Neo tries the makout revival he so dashingly pulled off in Reloaded, but to no avail. He's lost his mojo. Can you say sloppy seconds?

This movie leaves you feeling empty, cheap and used like a $2.50 Bento Express, lots of rice and no chicken.

When this movie gets released on DVD, I honestly think it should be called "The Shitrix". They already have something called "The Animatrix", Shitrix would sell a whole lot more. Wachowksi you better be reading this, I can make you millions more! Fuck, there's an idea right there, holly jeezus I'm gonna be rich!

3,040,293 people thought this movie was the Shitrix!