I found a new
loathe….
Unicycles; or for better definition, unicycles that are ridden on the sidewalk, or even yet, people who ride unicycles on the sidewalk. This has to be the most ridiculous form of egocentric behavior ever imagined. Save it for the circus buddy, your wheelie days are over! Riding a unicycle on the sidewalk screams ‘hey, I want that 15 seconds of fame because my cats don’t give me enough attention’. Last time I checked the TV guide, So You Want to Ride a Unicycle was cancelled! Do you think us normal everyday average pedestrians want to put up with your flailing arms. You’re more liable to poke someone’s eye out before an umbrella does. What’s worse, is that you’re obviously not in control of your Uni, as you dashingly zigzag from side to side on our limited pavement. Don’t blame your mother for buying you that first tricycle, or seek revenge because daddy put you on the second seater tandem bike. There are healthier ways to boost your self esteem, like karaoke. Do society a favor and learn to ride a bicycle. 7,984,371 People think riding a unicycle is deemed ‘cool’. 7,984,371 People are wrong!
biznatch: Feb 6, 2009
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