Matrix Unloaded

Probably one of the most anticipated movies in 2003 was the Matrix Reloaded which broke the record at 93.3 Million for an "R" rated opening weekend movie. This movie was well worth its ticket admission price of 13 bux on the big screen. The Matrix Reloaded had everything you'd want in a blockbuster film: action (cinema tonic hand to hand and weapon fighting scenes), character development (relationship issues, abuse), great Halloween costumes, cool characters with cool abilities (OK so Neo can out fly Superman), multicultural dimensions (bad ass arrogant French fucks mixed with white trash and ghettos from the hood). These alone could make up endless conversations and articles, but this movie wouldn't kick so much ass if it wasn't for the philosophy. I'm talking Philosopher Stone style rants. The kind of shit you'd learn in Masters level philosophy, not the 101 logic you learn in first year. Every developing kid under 20 should see this movie. Screw the "R" tag. This is important internal development psychology that will leave you asking yourself why the fuck you were put on this planet. I'm going to sum it up for those schmucks that didn't quite understand some of the premises behind this movie:

1) Anyone can get laid in a hedonism resort.

2) Your purpose, is to spend more money and watch the Matrix: Revolutions when it's released in theatres.

3) Your subconscious is constantly fucking with your conscious ability to think straight.

4) The voices in your head never stop talking to you.

5) Cops exist to beat you down.

6) You can be half dead and still make out hardcore.

7) Alcohol and thinking you can fly, will make you fly.

8) You were either A) Put on this planet for a purpose, or B) Choice and a little Fate brought you here, so do something about it. If A) you will forever be struggling with the idea that you're here for a reason (PS you'll never figure out why until you're dead), or B) You're an ego maniac.

9) The reason I know the answer to A of the above is because I'm the "architect" of this site.

10) People are not friendly. No one will help you in your struggles.

11) The Oracle is really your mother.

So there you go. Since I just bought this movie, this is my pre-draft but I'm posting it now. I'll probably come back to this

and modify it again after I've watched it 20 more times.