This Ain't the Special Olympics!

You know what really boils my blood. There are 2 things that really boil my blood. They happen to be at the gym. Gyms are a place where people work on themselves physically. That means lifting weights and doing cardio to look like Arnold Schwarzenegger. They can be social places, true that, but only to a certain extent. You go there to work hard for yourself. Gyms are not friggin night clubs. People seem to think gyms are night clubs. Leave your earrings at home, nobody cares how the fuck you look on the stairmaster. I saw this girl on the stairmaster. She must have been 19 with these bangle earrings and makeup all over to cover up her nasty face. She was casually stepping up and down on the stairmaster. That is BS. There is no need for that. Her self esteem was crying inside of her, "look at my earrings, I have such nice ears". Save it where the shit don't shine and take that shit off.

You know the second thing that really boils my blood. It's people who wear toques at the gym. The gym is not a winter wonderland. You are not cool wearing your toque. There is no need for that. Put that shit away. Toques are worn predominantly on the ski hill, or when it's cold outside. Gyms are not cold. In fact when you workout, your body actually heats up; and did you know that 85% of heat escapes from your head. Therefore wearing a toque on your head while you're working out, bottles up the heat inside you, Dumbfuck. And you thought you were working out hard? Take that shit off.

Part 2 Special: The, "Hows my Triceps" move:

Ever see this move. It's what some guys at the gym try and pull when they are chatting up women. Save it, your triceps doesn't resemble the size of your shlong. She ain't getting turned on by that, and your likely to go have a Sesh with your own. "The Triceps move" is a tactic whereby upon scoping out female, guy approach's them and starts a conversation. After the first few words are said, guy does 1 of two things, depending on where the female is:

Standing: The guy rubs his tricep with the opposite hand, lifting the ridge of his shirt cuff hoping she will notice his large tricep from all the Sesh he's been working on.

Lean on: While female is on treadmill, guy will lean on treadmill arm with his elbow, while his other hand lifts the ridge of the arm cuff exposing his massive Sesh'd out Tricep.

Most people think they can get away with this shit! Most people are wrong!